R.O.I. (Return on Investment) ★★★ BANG

We didn't manage to catch SF Playhouse's production of R.O.I. (Return on Investment) at the Creativity Theater until close to the end. Sorry to say (but happy for the Playhouse) the show is sold out for the rest of the run. But you will hear of this one again.

This is a breakout role for Lauren English. She's tough and she's sharp and she's also manipulative and out of her mind, but we don't see what's happening for awhile. She plays Willa, a scientist who has (we all believe) come up with a cure for cancer. She has come to May Lee (Sharon Shao), an employee at the Montrose Fund, headed up by Paul Montrose (Anthony Fusco) with her idea, and Paul and May Lee immediately spot her as a unicorn, someone with a billion dollar idea. The race is on to grab investors for her and cash in.

If you think this is a feel-good story about creating something wonderful for humanity, think again. Greed, as always, is an equal partner.

We weren't nuts about Anthony Fusco's reading of Paul. He seemed too childish for us to believe he was a great player in the world of finance. Sharon Shao, who plays May Lee, on the other hand, was perfect for her role as someone who believes in Paul until...well, that's what the play is about.

Politics, corruption, noble ideas turning into cash cows. Yup. Nothing new here.

RATINGS ★★★ BANG

The San Francisco Theater Blog Hi-Tech Award Division grants Three Stars with a Bangle of Praise to Aaron Loeb's "R.O.I. (Return on Investment)." Keep this one in your rolodex and catch it next time.

R.O.I. (Return on Investment)

Creativity Theater

Yerba Buena Gardens, San Francisco

Through Sept. 5 ONLY

"The White Chip" ★ ?

We all love happy endings. We need them. But this one scares me. I fear the sugary conclusion to Sean Daniels's "The White Chip," running through September at Marin Theatre, may influence my fellow reviewers to speak fondly of a show that does not feel ready for Prime Time. Caught between the desire to speak about the horror of alcoholism and the decision to use slapstick to attempt to get the audience laughing at a serious problem, "The White Chip" accomplishes neither. 

Young Steven is an alcoholic. But there is little explanation for his self-destructive behavior, short of "It makes me feel good," so we must watch a solid ninety minutes of denial/rehab/bender/tears/promises/lies with little understanding about why this young man seems so paralyzed by alcohol. We already know alcoholism is nasty, but why THIS alcoholic? 

Steven, played by Benjamin Clark, does a fine job with the task he has been given on stage -- to attempt to work around his two chirpy supporting actors who giggle and frown and hurl props onto the stage. Each time this happens, the motion of the story is interrupted. Steven even tosses jokes at "the four people in the top row who understood that one," breaking the fourth wall like an audition at a comedy club.

Before the show begins, Director Lance Gardner makes the announcement that he is celebrating twenty years of sobriety and that he feels his life has been saved by this action. Of course, we all applaud his bravery. Perhaps Gardner is trying to soften the pain that he remembers from his own life by instructing Danny Scheie and Lindsey Kail, both playing multiple roles, to make light of every word that comes out of their mouths. 

There are some good lines: Scheie, as a tough Jesus-touting counselor, says: "You're not confused! You're just fused with your con!" 

But then he says, "You need to see the Jews," and we are incomprehensibly taken to Scheie and Kail playing two Jewish counselors, with terrible accents, who toss in every stereotype while teaching Steven about science and chemistry.

To be fair, the glib Mormon insults at the beginning of the play are in even worse taste.

RATINGS: ★?

The San Francisco Theater Blog Awards Division grants "The White Chip" One Star with a Question Mark. The star is for Benjamin Clark who is engaging and believable. The Question Mark is because perhaps we caught a show before it was ready. It will be interesting to see how this cast can bring either more understanding or less silliness into their performances. Either will do, but both would make "The White Chip" feel a little less tipsy. 

"The White Chip"

Marin Theatre

397 Miller Avenue, Mill Valley

Through 9-20-26

$39-$110

The Employee Dharma Handbook: ★ ★ ★ ★

Geetha Reddy has written that rare theatrical treasure: a show that makes us laugh and think at the same time. We live within our own walls and tend to forget that we are not the only people dealing with the same intractable issues. Racism is 400 years old in America but the Caste system is several thousand years old in India. Bring Indian tech workers to a Silicon Valley aerospace company where company rules insist on equal treatment of all employees -- and watch how fast ancient prejudices rise up to muddy the waters.

t's a terrific cast, anchored by Kathryn Smith-McGlynn as Val, the H.R. person whose job it is to enforce the idealistic employee handbook. The employees, however, want nothing to do with it.  Boss C.K., played by Ranjita Chakravarty, needs to keep her company up and running so the upcoming launch can be successful. An IPO would be triggered thereafter, making everyone rich. So she doesn't much care about Leela (Megan Siri)'s squabbles with Krish (Kapil Talwalkar), nor Krish's with Baasu (Kunal Dudheker), nor even her college romance with none other than Val.

We have a bit of a problem with the quite improbable love story, but we know it sells tickets. After all, love is, as C.K. says: "An ancient solution to resolve a modern problem."

We especially enjoyed the section of the story where several employees, all of whom have agreed to use only English in the office, become furious at each other and begin back-and-forthing in a blistering native language that not only they understand, but a substantial part of the theater audience. Some of us will never know what they were saying, but on Opening Night we were in the minority. 

RATINGS:★★★★

The San Francisco Theater Blog Awards Division grants FOUR STARS to "The Employee Dharma Handbook." Writing, directing, acting and Wilson Chin's Scenic design deserve one star each. It's a terrific show.

"The Employee Dharma Handbook"

Lucie Stern Theatre

1305 Middlefield Road, Palo Alto

Through 8/2/26

$54-$104

San Francisco Mime Troupe 2026: "Wreckage" ★ ★ ★ BANG!

San Francisco Mime Troupe performed its first show in 1959. 67 years later, the company is a fixture in the life of San Francisco arts. Here in the summer of 2026 various parks and venues throughout the region will get to experience another amazingly well-written and produced show, complete with cool, temporary sets (they have to break down after each show to load into the trucks for the next day's date). 

We saw Preview Day in Dolores Park. Two hawks soared over the stage from their home in the nearby Mission High School bell tower. As always, the sky was blue, the clouds were white and the Capitalist stooges took their lumps at the hands of the progressive proletariat. Details and actors might change year to year and new songs are always written, but the theme never varies. People with money (well-dressed but rapacious) take advantage of people without (disadvantaged but proud). 

That pretty much sums up America in the Grifting Twenties, as well as most countries inhabited by humans. In this year's show, on America's 250th birthday, with White Nationalists parading openly down the streets of our Capital, Jed Parsario is a terrific money-grubbing, panties-desiring TV Evangelist. "God put the B in Beyonce," he shouts, in between dance steps. Chloris Li is the Ingenue, somehow blind to her pastor's intent. Keiko Shimosato Carreiro plays Mari, the flower woman whose flower-selling corner is usurped by the Pastor's microphones. Michael Gene Sullivan (who wrote the show along with Daniel Savio's music and lyrics) is a software developer and we all know the technological rabbit holes this will lead us down.

These are hard-working actors. Li also plays Frederika, the brain-dead internet influencer. Parsario is an ex-vet who joined the National Guard to ease his path to citizenship but now sees his role as defender of ICE. Li and Parsario have the standout roles and also get the best songs to sing. 

And how can anyone not love the idea of a General Strike in the Afterlife?

On that note, a shout-out to Michael Gene Sullivan. We've seen him in countless Bay Area productions, but never knew he was this good a singer. Even the hawks stopped to listen.

RATINGS: ★★★ BANG!

The San Francisco Theater Blog Awards Division grants Three Stars with a Bangle of Praise to "Wreckage." That anyone can work as hard to produce a show with such production values, and perform it constantly in venues across the Bay Area, is in itself a strong statement about standing up for one's beliefs. The Bangle of Praise is for Hori-Garcia, directing her first show. 

(SFTB to Hori-Garcia: We could use a little less banging over the head about the Japanese Internment Camps. We know this story quite well already and it tends to drag out the last part of a show with no intermission.)

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San Francisco Mime Troupe 2026: "Wreckage"

Various venues throughout the Bay Area

Through Sep. 7, 2026

FREE TO ALL

Word For Word: Absolutely Science Fiction! ★ ★ ★ ★ BANG!

★★★★ BANG reviews are as rare as Tralfamadorian Hen's Teeth. San Francisco Theater Blog holds them back for spectacular performances, with engaging plot and character development, plus glorious staging and amazing music. The two short stories Word For Word has chosen to perform on stage for "Absolutely Science Fiction" were both written by aliens from different planets, one from Illinois and one from Indiana, and yet the magic is all here.

Ray Bradbury's "The Veldt" was written in 1950 and Kurt Vonnegut's "The Big Space Fuck" in 1979. And yet, they describe perfectly our present world's tremble before new technology. The production opens with "The Veldt." We hear the lions coming. We know what those kids are going to do. We know Ryan Tasker should not allow his children (Christian Jimenez and Hannah Mae Sturges) back into the nursery. Things are not going to end up well for naive Mom (Nicole Odell) and authoritarian Dad (Tasker). Perhaps they should listen to the author when he says..."the sun - he could feel it on his neck like a hot paw."

"The Veldt" is terrific. But "The Big Space Fuck" is the funniest thing we've seen all year. Belly Laughs. Grunts. Guffaws. Grace Hoobler (Sturges) has the best midwestern accent west of Indianapolis. The government is offering either a table lamp or a kitchen scale to all women willing to abort their pregnancies. Grace has taken three lamps and a scale. 

Dwayne Hoobler (Jimenez) has not been allowed to contribute to the Jizzum supply due to his minimal i.q. Giant lamprey eels are threatening to eat everyone anyway, so maybe it wouldn't matter. 

Joel Mullennix is an excellent Senator Snopes from Mississippi and let's not forget Odell's fabulous red-wigged mom, who is ..."sure there's something weird going on, George."

My Fellow Americans, we all need to laugh. Consider this my gift to you, in lieu of any request for contribution to the nose cone. Go see this show.

RATINGS: ★★★★ BANG

The San Francisco Theater Blog's Great Lakes Awards Division, headed by Dr. Lamprey, grants FOUR STARS with a BANGLE OF PRAISE to Word For Word's "Absolutely Science Fiction!" Word for Word always works best with comedy. They banged it right on the nose (cone) this time.

"Word For Word: "Absolutely Science Fiction!"

Z-Space Below

450 Florida St., San Francisco

Through July 19, 2026

$50-$75

"Dracula: A Feminist Revenge Fantasy, Really": ★ ★ ★ ★

Wonderful acting, terrific staging, great sets and the monster gets what he deserves...we think. But with vampires, one never knows for sure.

Kate Hamill's retake of the classic Bram Stoker dark gothic thriller seems a lot more light-headed than the original, with the addition of a strong sense of outrage at the social condition in which women of the age appear to be confined: Stay single and be diminished or get married and become property. The women in this story aren't having any of this. They end up leading the assault against Count Dracula and all of male-dominated England while they're at it. The way they enthusiastically seal the fate of Count Dracula makes the entire audience cheer with each thwack of the silver cross and pointed stick.

 

Stacy Ross, Susi Damilano and Johnny Moreno are really, really good. Ross plays Renfield, a woman committed to an insane asylum by her husband (because that's what husbands can do), whose reasons for her erratic behavior become clearer by Act II. As always, Ross is funny and droll while also dealing with a demanding physical role. 

Damilano is Doctor Van Helsing, a cowboy-hat wearing Doctor who deals in inexplicable illnesses of other-worldly origins. We love it every time she upbraids Doctor Seward (Josh Schell), the symbol of male intrasigence. Having both Damilano and Ross on the same stage is a comedic banquet for  us.

Speaking of banquets, Johnny Moreno is a fabulous Count Dracula. He is the Anthony Bourdain of Transylvania. When he takes a bite of neck, he grunts with gourmet pleasure. As far as the expression "Consume or Be Consumed" goes, Count Dracula is the C in Consumer. 

Act Two starts slow with Van Helsing giving a perhaps overlong lecture on the history of vampires, but this is the only time we looked at our watch. The fun continues as the Count pursues further appetizers. 

RATINGS ★★★★

The San Francisco Theater Blog Awards Division grants "Dracula: A Feminist Revenge Fantasy, Really" Four Stars. Bill English's direction moves actors and furniture seamlessly across Jackie Scott's brilliant stage. A shout-out for Nemma Adeni for her terrific Lucy. And we must also mention Kathleen Giu's costumes and Michael Palumbo's lights. 

Keep in mind: This show employs a Blood Designer. You know. Dracula.

"Dracula: A Feminist Revenge Fantasy, Really"

San Francisco Playhouse

450 Post St., 2d floor of Kensington Park Hotel

Through 6-27-26

$52-$145

Amy Bouchard: "Amadeus Never Gives Me The Blues" ★ ★ ★ BANG

 

If we could award a sixth star to Amy Bouchard for her voice, we gladly would. Her one-woman show, "Amadeus Never Gives Me The Blues" gave us nothing but joy. The story tells of a young woman gifted with a vocal instrument for the ages who is unable to please her role model, her grandmother. Nana was also a singer as a young woman and Bouchard longs for her approval which is never forthcoming.

Along with accompanist Daniel Lockett, Bouchard breaks into song to illustrate her practice methods, her auditions, her performances and even her recordings. Every time she sings we, along with the rest of the audience, burst into enthusiastic applause.

But while we are moved musically, we are somewhat less so theatrically. The problem is not with Bouchard the performer but with the way the story is presented. It is confusing and has no surprises. We're happy to hear about Nana's past as a singer before two thousand soldiers in a USO show during World War II, but what does this have to do with Amy? We want to know more about her. Why does she love singing? How did she start? Our stereotype of opera singers is enormous women carrying a spear. Amy Bouchard is small and gorgeous. How does this happen? What about her unmentioned parents? Who set her upon this path? 

And perhaps above all: If Amadeus never gives her the blues, why not? What is there in this music that is so curative for her? We hear it when she sings. We want that feeling in her story too.

"Opera demands perfection," Bouchard says. Musically, she is there already. The show will certainly tighten up as time goes on. We will go back to see Amy Bouchard any chance we get. 

RATINGS ★★★ BANG

The San Francisco Theater Blog Awards Division grants "Amadeus Never Gives Me the Blues" Three Stars with a Bangle of Praise. Bravo! we say. With a stage presence like Amy Bouchard, this show is heading for Bravissimo!

"Amadeus Never Gives Me the Blues"

The Marsh

1062 Valencia, San Francisco

Saturdays through May 25\

$25-$35